The Huffington Post revealed today that newly crowned Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown’s wife starred in a rather racy 80’s music video called “The Girl with the Curious Hand” by Digney Fignus. Have no idea who either of these people are? You’re not alone.
Scott Brown is a republican (and former nude Cosmo centerfold) who just won deceased democrat Ted Kennedy’s seat as Senator of Massachusetts, putting the democrats’ national healthcare bill in serious jeopardy. But enough of that boring political crap–let’s talk about the girl. Brown’s wife is the main star of the video who apparently murders poor Digney. Be sure to stay tuned ’til 2:00 in for the sunscreen-squirting payoff.
Even if you don’t follow politics, you can still enjoy the serendipitous blend of big hair, red lipstick, and high-waisted swimsuits in this 80’s flashback. And, if you’re looking for a swimsuit, we stock a whole bunch of them. Check them out!




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