Said escort ad, courtesy of TMZ.com

Jayde Nicole – 2008 Playboy playmate of the year and girlfriend of reality TV star Brodie Jenner – has apparently been advertised as a Las Vegas escort. Rather than condemn, or even explain the mix-up (it’s a pretty common occurrence in Vegas), allow us to ponder how great it’d be if it were true.

Imagine, paying just $35 to get this hot lil ditty to your room:

Photo courtesy of Playboy Magazine

Hell, imagine paying $3,500 to get her there—it’s just money. (I hear they take credit cards which aren’t even real money anyways.) I don’t care if you’re male or female; it’s worth thinking over.

Photo by Photo Agency

So, you’re sitting there with your small (or large) pile ‘o cash, awaiting her arrival…What do you do? Shower? Tidy up a bit? Put on some Teddy P, turn off the lights and light a candle?  You probably go with all of the above, having never ordered an escort, prostitute or otherwise before, nervous that it’s an LVPD trap.

Jade gets there, I imagine in something resembling this:

Bra, Garter Belt & Thong Set - $37.95

You close the door and get to it—the whole nine yards: strawberries, whip cream, Teddy P.–and when it’s over, the problem becomes clear: she’s too hot.  The whole thing leaves you reeling.  Everything after this point will be a let down.  The bar has been set too high, thus ruining sex from that point forward.

So, was it worth the $3,500?  Definitely.

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