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Heidi Montag – Post-Op

March 17th, 2010 · No Comments

Plastic Heidi3

Helllooooo cleavage!

Awhile back, I did a quick comparison of Heidi Montag pre-, post- and post-post-op (or is that post-op-op?), and noted that she’s looking less and less lifelike these days. (Note: pre-ops = 1.0; post-op = 2.0; post-post-op = 2.5) Yesterday, Yeeeah posted some pictures of Heidi 2.5 while on set at Adam Sandler’s new movie (which we sincerely hope is funnier and shorter than Funny People) and noted that she looks like a cartoon–a caricature of herself.

Personally, I think she’s still hot even though she’s lacking a bit in the realness category. But what I find strangest is that Heidi 2.5 is essentially the perfect girl on paper: blond, trim and busty. Yet, somehow, in reality it just doesn’t quite work. My biggest gripe is the texture of her face–I’m not sure what texture to expect if I touched it. Would it feel plasticy? Spongy? Leathery? It has the look of a smoothly glazed Nerf basketball, as do her boobs which are obviously going to give her serious back problems. But, I take less issue with those.

I won’t wax all psychological about her obvious mental issues, but I definitely hope she stops short of Dr. Drew’s couch. I’m not sure what the ultimate goal is for Mrs. Montag. One can only hope it’s to leave her douchey husband and date someone much wealthier who has half a brain in his head. Shallow as that may be, shooting 1 for 10 is better than 0 for 10, right? Plus, there’s newfound hope now that she’s dropped him as her manager (not sure that a psychic’s much better, but whatever).

Alright, enough from me–enjoy Heidi’s basketball-sized breasts. Be sure to check out our swimsuits since it’s warming up!

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